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First Class - Offers  many luxuries including more comfortable seats, complimentary drinks, Mother-In-Law-Proof-Headphones and a special compartment  to place guns and other weapons.
Coach - Offers uncomfortable seating arrangements, $10 drinks, complimentary Mother  in Law, and small compartment for pocket  knives.
Suicide  Plane - Offers no seats, windows, doors, airbags, bathroom, steering wheel, and for $5 more you  can bring your  Mother In  Law for the ride.

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